You know It's Christmas When:

1. The baby always has a pine needle somewhere in his mouth (no matter how many times you vacuum).
2. It's inoffensive to talk about Jesus pretty much anywhere.
3. People are singing fabulous theology (even though they don't actually believe it the rest of the year).
4. The food is really good.
5. You have many parties to choose from.
6. People want to know what you desire, and then they get it for you!
7. Did I mention that the food is really good?
8. You must water your biggest indoor decoration.
9. There are candy canes everywhere and in every flavor.
10. Your bank account is getting really empty, but you would do it all again anyway.